MagicalTurnip's Xanga

pwaahahaaaaaaaaahgablargh!!

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:29:35 GMT

wahai ahayea!
its time for the new training ninja move!
ninjas should be at home on both in the land and in the water
so

your ninja homework for today is
go to the beach and
dig until the hole fills with water!
but no one can see you do it
because ninjas are discrete and -----!

*ninja races away*

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Sun, 18 Sep 2005 12:33:13 GMT

uuuuuuuhhh?
what year is it x_x;;
2005
i am not dead

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Thu, 22 Jul 2004 11:11:44 GMT

I haven't posted for a long time but
i have been very busy so
omg there's a new challenge on the block
it's like
what if you had to buy some food and
you didn't know what the total was
the ninja has to be able to guess right often
otherwise the ninjatricks wouldn't work
so now you have to guess
how much the total will be
on the food : D
and you must
guess right

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 16:33:32 GMT

hehe scratchcat meowth ^__^

http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/ircii/
Sami <3 compiling things in the school mainframe :D

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 16:16:35 GMT

OK so omg i'm at school this summer doing research and like
I sliced my hand open on a round metal disc which didn't make much sense because
it didn't have corners : / but omg so anyway it was like

*SLASH*
OMG ow x__X

so like the new ninja mission is like
try to avoid getting hurt 'cause omg it hurts :P

so like anyway I am making some big big updates for my web at http://www.digimerle.com/ and thought I should be like omg call attention to it here : D
and like OMG <3 BILL GATES THANK YOU GAAH : D
Microsoft Presents Creature House Expression 3 PC/MAC : D YAAAAAY TYSTYSTYSTYS anyway yeah!

so omg like later everyone :D

Monday, May 03, 2004

Mon, 03 May 2004 11:11:37 GMT

omg so today its the test day : D I spent the whole week getting ready by playing Unreal Tournament 2003 and then I was like
"OMG NINJA STUDY BREAK" so I got my notes and went through it in 5 hours to write 10 pages from the 200 that I had
anyway omg i gtg rush to tests but I was like
omg must give ninja skillz today otherwise omg : (
so here's the skill for today
a ninja omg
ninjas have to look good with a headband with a stone on it but
thats not really a skill probably because :( omg only some people can look cool with a headband and a stone like Naruto omg anyway so I was thinking about skills and I was like
omg the skill for a ninja would be not to get affected by things, like omg there is a plate in my house like its not really a plate but, :( omg there is a like dish for peanuts and small grapes made out of glass and someone put it on top of the dinner plates in the cabinet so whenever u go to eat u have to pick it up and its heaveee and im lazeeeeee :( omg it isnot fun T__T
OR like before I was in the computer lab and there were these hackers who were like unplugging the lab computers and hooking up their hacking gear and I was like "omg :("
but then I was like omg there are othar computars : ( there are other things to eat on besides plates!??!
so like ninjas, omg if something is getting to u u have to keep it from bothering u so either go out or find something like, a bright side of it like omg maybe u will get to see the hacksrs thrown out by the campus police omg anyway but don't like bother them they are hazardous to be enemies of omg so I was like, this HAS to be the next skill!!?
Anyway omg I go to take my test T__T+ argh it is so big : ( omg so everybody play games and study hard and play more games then study some more omg it will be good

GO YOU NINJA

Saturday, May 01, 2004

Sat, 01 May 2004 19:55:21 GMT

zomg!! close the world !! txen eht nepo

Today's ninja lesson is about swords omg u must know 1st that I am a student and like, I am studying chemicals OK : D so I was like, omg it would be cool if you could cut a car with a sword but, it must be supar hard to do because the car is big, so I want to calculate the amount of cut you have to make : D but I am not sure how to do it. If we know the cross section of the car, we can calculate how much it would cost to cut through the metal if it was a block of it from the lattice energies that they are showing us at school, but omg I don't have any idea how big a car it : ( : (

anyway so the lesson of today is, school is important so u have to study extra hard to pass everything this year : D Tests are just around the corner so I will be studying more too : ( anyways OGM I GOT TEH BESTEST GAME EVAR UNREAL TOURNAMENT 2003 ZOMG : D I was on http://www.half.com/ and they like had the game there for cheap enough for me to afford it was like $15 so I was liek BOOYEAH : D *orders*

but omg credit cards can be cool or not cool depending on your money : (

anyways omg I will post more later GO ON YOU NINJA WARRIOR HYPOTENOUSE

Friday, April 23, 2004

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 10:39:56 GMT

omg I was away for a while but I was thinking likewhat if I make a different kind of post today that would rock omg!!

Today's lesson is, omg ninjas, u have to be patient!!!

cuz liek omg, if yuo are waiting for someone, and u have to ninjaflip out of a tree (omg Tenchu Stealth Assassin is AWEX()ME XD::DIES:::) then u must wait until they are just in the right place, otherwise its like

*NINJAFLIPS*

Dude: omgwhat?!?

^^ this does not happen if you are doing it properly omg T__T SO-> U MUST BE NINJA PATIENCE OMG : D

So the lesson for today, it's like the lesson from befoer!! You have to be patient so, omg like, I like to talk so, like the exercise for me was to be quiet for 5 minutes and not move around !! OMG IT WAS SO HARD OMG T___T so liek u can have your own adventure BUT omg don't set your waiting for too long 'cause you might die from boredom at first that would be so lame so u better not!! BUT OMG NOW DO NOTHING !!

GO U NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 14:39:06 GMT

omg I forgot again i got a neopets its so cool omg I will post a drawing someday : d

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 14:38:07 GMT

omg i almost forgot, the internet omg, its called teh web a lot but liek, remember that story?
it was liek what a tangled web we wheave or somethign anyway
what it means is that the web omg its for lies so u shouldn't sya what is true a lot because its TEH WEB OF LIES OMG :D